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Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:30 pm    Post subject: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Top Ten Reasons Handguns are Better Than Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Thought you guys might like it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Haha especially the number 1 reason! {Looking over my shoulder cautiously....

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

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:haha: especially the number 1 reason! {Looking over my shoulder cautiously....

I can see why........ !!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Actually.....I'd want not one, but TWO 22's for a 44. Very Happy Very Happy

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Vince,

If you could find a sucker to do that trade why not. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

That's why I have more firearms then wives Shocked ........ and another reason is, in these parts it's illegal to have more then one wife as well. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Your gun might go off half cocked... but you won't hear it complain about it.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

We noticed 4rum. Welcome to this site. Pull up a chair. Find a beer. Sit a spell. Join in. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

It would only be fair to get two 22's for a 44.

The more guns the merrier, they won't get jealouse of eachother.

You can even use 2 (one for each hand) at a time and they like it.

They want you take them hunting.

They'll sit and watch hunting videos with you.

You can make them perform any way you want them to.

They like rapid-fire.

They're better when they're loaded.

You'll never hear them say... You have too many guns already, You don't need to buy more.

Last but not least... after a long day of shooting they won't complain if you snore too loud.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Handguns are Better Than Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Thought you guys might like it. Laughing

Dimitri
There those work for why guns are better than men. Just had to get rid of a few of them. Very Happy Haha Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. Reply with quote

rdncktink wrote:
There those work for why guns are better than men. Just had to get rid of a few of them. Very Happy Haha Laughing

Well I guess you might be right. Thats the nice thing about having women on the forum it gives us "another" side of things instead of the "all men" veiw in most hunting/gun forums. Very Happy

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