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Worst joke ever?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:11 pm    Post subject: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

The worst joke ever!!!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The
punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me.
You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".....................





wait for it.....













I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

ROFL COOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Very Happy Thats Pretty Bad Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Funny! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

may not be the worst but it sure ranks right up there.. and boy was it rank
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Pheww. LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Yesss....I'd say that is in the running alright! Yuck Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

I loved it!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That was sick.....SICK....SICK....SICK

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy when a child is born they give them a name.
fred and wilma parts had a bouncing baby boy.
they couldn't decide on a name so they named him child.
all through his life he was known as child parts.
one day child decided to join hte army. he was excited.
all through basic and a.i.t. he was referred to as PRIVATE PARTS.
he came up through the ranks quickly and was well liked.
then came the day for him to receive his discharge.
it was a glorious day for he had gotten pretty high in rank.
as he opened his papers they read, we the army hereby
discharge MAJOR PARTS, services no longer needed.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Well, its taken me awhile, but I think I have finally found a worse joke.

Here it is:


Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in! his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
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Brace yourself; this is gonna hurt.........

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Haha Haha Haha


Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes

{Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }

Well there ya go.....I reckon that one is gonna take some beating. Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Shocked Confused wtf Very Happy bad just bad at least it's clean (take that as you wish) so what she was sweeping around with the mop

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

she started to have an affair with the vacuum, but he sucked.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Sad What have I started?????

Tracker....that is bad mate....BAD. Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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