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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

A Lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay.
She received back the following reply:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant care-takers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to
keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a sub-human form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time.

Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.

Good luck!

Cordially, your friend,
Don Rumsfeld

Well, there ya go. Bitch and you could just end up playing a bigger role in the War Against Terrorism. Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Haha

You know by the time she was half way done that letter she probably got pissed off and wrote another one because liberals never want to do anything themselves from what I've seen. Laughing

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:51 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

You are absolutely correct Dimitri...They want the government do do everything for them.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

I like that Vince..... sounds good to me.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:34 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

HEY!! I want one! I want one!...wait...ten shot magazine....I want TEN! I WANT TEN!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

I'll dress 'em like cross country skiers and give them a running start... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:07 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

I could try out my new Taurus 1911 on the poor terrorist, just to check out the stopping power of my new reloads. Very Happy
The liberal could come next.


Eric Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

NoNo


tttt tttttt
naughty hunting nuts.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Eric
you are starting to sound like a terrorist
shame

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Eric, don't forget we have a liberal Congress and Senate, plus a wet noodle president!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

tracker wrote:
HEY!! I want one! I want one!...wait...ten shot magazine....I want TEN! I WANT TEN!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Go for 11, see if you can get two with one round. Laughing Razz Laughing Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

HMMMMMMMM now let me see.... At last count i've got 250 rounds of .357, 60 rounds for my .223, about 350 rounds for the .22, 45 12ga shells and only 3 sabots for my smoke stick. Can I borrow someones 8mm mauser, I've got 45 rounds left over for it. I almost forgot the 30 rounds left from my 7mm mag so I'll have to borrow one of those too. Shooting Cheers Pistol Shooting Cheers Sniper Cheers Flag
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:17 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Given the situation with our southern border I wonder how much longer before it gets to be the unspeakable across the country???? I know alot of people are getting sick of the whole mess and are sounding really unpleasant about it!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Please don't confuse the term "liberal" with "leftist". Liberals have a tradition of striving for and working the good of the country, of loyalty to its citizens, of integrity and honor. Leftists such as Kerry, Pelosi, Obama, Fonda, Hillary, Jackson and their ilk demonstrate how they dispise the institutions and foundational principals that have made this country great. They epitomize hyprocisy. In my view, leftists and traitors are synonomous. I stand amazed that this leftist trash has the degree of support that they enjoy.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:53 am    Post subject: Re: New Plan for the Liberals Reply with quote

Handloader, I think philosophies are being mixed here, and I have to think that politically the people you mention are political liberal leftists. I am very much a conservative, politically. Now it gets a little tricky because I am a Bible believer who takes the Bible from the point of view that it means what it says not what we want it to say. I am liberal according to those teachings of treating people out of love of God and consideration of my fellow man.

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