Ten reasons why...........

delboy · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject: Ten reasons why...........

........ American men prefer guns to women:
10. You can trade in an old 44 for two new 22's
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you are on the road
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another one for a backup
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month
3. A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you have used it
And the number one reason a handgun is favoured over a woman...........
1. YOU CAN GET A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

OK, not PC I know, apologies to the ladies. After all, where would we be allowed to be without them? Laughing