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DallanC Site Admin
Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3571 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:03 am Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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And all this time I have been trying to keep it clean...I liked it L O L...
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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I don't care who ya are thats funny
Joe
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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:haha:
That was FUNNY!
Dimitri
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fireball 3 Super Member
Joined: Jan 28, 2007 Posts: 393 Location: northern calif
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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_________________ if at first you don't succeed, take a nap, and try
tomorrow. can't hurt! |
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Grant Super Member
Joined: Aug 28, 2006 Posts: 325 Location: Grande Prairie, Alberta
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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_________________ If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot!.. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 am Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady |
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shaking my head as we women do and smiling with a giggle.
twas funny. have to tell co workers this one.
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