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Brokeback Mountain Lady
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:24 am    Post subject: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

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Broke Back Mountain Lady

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:03 am    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

And all this time I have been trying to keep it clean...I liked it L O L...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

I don't care who ya are thats funny ROFL
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

Good one Dallan Haha

Bushmaster wrote:
And all this time I have been trying to keep it clean.....
Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

Haha :haha:

That was FUNNY!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

Haha Haha now that's funny Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

That's a beauty!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

Good one Dallan....I like it mate....appeals to my terribly warped sense of humour.
Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady Reply with quote

shaking my head as we women do and smiling with a giggle.
twas funny. have to tell co workers this one.

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