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A bed time story
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: A bed time story Reply with quote

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep. The wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!!"

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: A bed time story Reply with quote

LOL good one!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: A bed time story Reply with quote

Very Happy The Wave good one bushy, give me and the mrs. a few more years an' we'll be there too. dave

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