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Work Vs Prison
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm    Post subject: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK they are called managers




THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to read this.

Shocked

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

Haha so true.......

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

I'm retired...I wouldn't know. And 1895ss never works anyway. Even if he says he does. And when he IS working...He works for the state (provence) and I've seen them working...Four leaning on shovels shootin' the breeze and one in the ditch digging...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

Say, you do get around and have seen some of us working. Not my crew though cause we don't use shovels........ Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure that Bushy and I both knew we wouldn't have seen your crew working, 1895... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Work Vs Prison Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Yes but ........ but .......... but I don't dig ditches. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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