Work vs. Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
@ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK you get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to read this.