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The Three Kick Rule..!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:40 pm    Post subject: The Three Kick Rule..! Reply with quote

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Georgia He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Georgia . We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end and sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: Re: The Three Kick Rule..! Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy that's just what we need , alot more lod codgers with them there steel toes. Very Happy Very Happy And that is a gooood thing!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: The Three Kick Rule..! Reply with quote

Ah, old age and cunning....I like it. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Nothing like beating a "Bottom Feeder" at his own game...bullsh*t baffles brains. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: Re: The Three Kick Rule..! Reply with quote

Yep, all these fellas from Georgia should be proud........... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: The Three Kick Rule..! Reply with quote

I've heard that one before, but it's been awhile. Thanks for reminding me.

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