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4rum Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: Now this is serious... |
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Worried in Texas
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:01 am Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Dear Vince;
Thanks for the understanding and support... I knew I could count on you.
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:51 am Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Dear Worried in Texas
Perhaps your wife can recommend a good Harley mechanic
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:08 am Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Suggest you call your best buddy next time the wife leaves. If he answers, two birds, take your guns and bike over to your buddy's house and sell them to him for $100. Have him take his bike to get it fixed right away!!!
If you have any luck at all, the wife will leave one night and not come back.
Call me, I like bikes,
Abby's younger sister
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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This gets passed around the net quite abit but one thing I've always had on my mind about it is:
Why cant the guy just confront her ??
Never understoud these Dear Abby questions with people asking for advice, just got to be stright with the girl, and if she tries weasling her way out of it just end the relationship (works better if you don't have kids to fight over too I'd imagine).
Dimitri
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Dimitri, focus son, it's the Harley that matters here.
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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4rum Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Heck with the philosophy... I LIKE boobs!
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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bittysmoma Rookie Member
Joined: Jan 31, 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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You guys crack me up! You should submit some of your jokes to http://www.freechattanooga.com/ If your not from where I am though, check the bottom of the page for your closest city and under the play section there is a place to submit all your jokes! I put some of my jokes already! Hope to laugh with all of you later!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject: Re: Now this is serious... |
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Well bittysmoma...We also, as you have noticed I'm sure, discuss hunting and other endeavers. Will you be joining us? Please do. And welcome to the site. Sit a spell. I'll get you a beer or...And we can talk...Hunting and reloading subjects. Absolutely please join us...
I have to assume you are a woman by the name you are using and we need a woman's input...Besides the rest of these guys are flat butt ugly...Except me...
(hoping Dallan's not lookin")
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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