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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: Marketing stuff |
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:" He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:" Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:" By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:" You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:" I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:" I'm very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:" I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:" I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.
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4rum Member
Joined: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 211
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She is obviously very, very wealthy, beautiful to distraction. Hooters to die for. She walks up to you and asks you to marry her... an' that's where I wake up ever durn time!!!
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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gelandangan wrote: |
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:" I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets. |
Nope ....... that's "suicide"................
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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This is funny.
Got to admit I use a slightly better line when picking up a girl then "I'm rich will you marry me". Seeing as that might give me headaghs in the future.
And that my friends is called "planning for future gains with less market loss".
Dimitri
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:12 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Many "young fellers" use really stupid lines nowadays from what I've seen.
As for what lines I use it depends on the girl and what I feel like saying at the time. No 2 girls will respond to the same pick up line the same way, so you need to match the pick up line to the girl.
Dimitri
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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"Hi...I'm going to college and will be rich some day. Will you marry me?" That's investing in futures. Right Big "D"??
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Then you have the real truth for about 98% of us; Been off the market for so long I have no market share, what I do have is a "restriction of free trade."
Ed
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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What?? Swampfox...Wife a little selfish? Doesn't want to share?. No sense of humor? Sounds more like "limited consumer market" if you ask me...But you didn't. Then again that may be "consumer protection"...
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
"Hi...I'm going to college and will be rich some day. Will you marry me?" That's investing in futures. Right Big "D"?? |
Nope that wont work, I ment investing as taking my time to pick out the right girl. Perferably one that is my type and wont mind me spending money on my hobbies.
There are 3 billion women in the world, if I married every girl I met like this marketing stratagy suggests, I'd be the poorest man in the world even if I was the richest man in the world to start with.
Dimitri
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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and so few young women these days seem interested in helping you pack quarters of moose out of the bush, you really have to be selective Dimitri
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Tracker,
Helping with the packing of the meat out of the bush ??
Heck with most girls I know in my age group I'd be happy if I didn't have to hear a "fishing or hunting is SO bad" speech everytime I mentioned it then getting stuck and proving that hunting and fishing is probably better then buying your meat from a store. Other girls don't mind it, still really havnt met one that wanted to go hunting though nevermind doing part of the work.
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:34 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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I know what you're saying Dimitri, last time I heard that speech ("you actually kill animals?" ) I asked the young woman giving it if she thought all those steers that McD's and BK bought committed suicide so she could eat.
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Suicide?? They don't?? Well I'll be damned...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff |
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Tracker,
Some girls are not anti's and others are simply undecided till the right guy they like and respect his opinion comes along and explains them the "meaning of life"
Meaning of life -> All animals and plants are put on the Earth to be eaten. Even the posionous ones. And us humans just happen to be at the top at the totem pole. Be it by evolution that we became smarter or if the girl is religous mention God created the world for man to use we are at the top so ether way its our "duty" to eat and control animal populations.
Dimitri
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