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Gotta Love Drunk People!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:00 am    Post subject: Gotta Love Drunk People! Reply with quote

GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing
in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring down
rain
out there!"
Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Don't you remember
about
three months ago when we broke down and those

two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be
ashamed
of yourself!"

So, the man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,

"Hello, are you still there?"

Yes" comes back the answer.

Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.

Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:39 am    Post subject: Re: Gotta Love Drunk People! Reply with quote

Very Happy I would have pushed him alright.......... Shocked ROFL ROFL

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