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4rum Member
Joined: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 211
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: Medicare Fraud |
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Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:
[The phone rings and the lady of the house answers]
"Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home.....don't sleep with him."
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Medicare Fraud |
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Now thats just mean
Dimitri
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject: Re: Medicare Fraud |
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Now I know why my wife keeps kicking me out of the car (at least I think that's my wife, LOL)
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