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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: The Postman.... Reply with quote

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one heck of a party last night" the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.

We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I?"

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"!

"Well ,all the guys go in the bedroom ,and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.

"The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times...."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Re: The Postman.... Reply with quote

Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:54 am    Post subject: Re: The Postman.... Reply with quote

wtf Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing :lol: Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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