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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: Why ministers get gray |
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A Baptist minister was completing a Temperance sermon.
With great fervor, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
thundered: "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river!"
Sermon complete, he sat down .
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River?"
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray |
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This one is a classic
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray |
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I don't know about you guys. But I'm already at the river...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15717 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:23 am Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray |
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That would worry me 1895ss. Especially down stream from you...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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1895ss Super Member
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