Farmer Joe have a chicken coop. In there he has 20 hen and an old rooster that services the hen. After a few year of service, Farmer Joe thought he ought to replace the aging rooster for a more potent young un.
So, Farmer joe goes to the market and buy a new rooster. Guaranteed potent says the seller while showing him a nice shiny muscular and strong looking young rooster. Farmer joe liked him right away and buys him.
Bringing the new rooster home, along the way Farmer Joe tell the young rooster about his hen, the quirk of them and the easy ones. He also inform the young rooster that there is an old rooster currently in service in his farm, and that the job of the young one is to replace the old one.
Arriving to the farm, Farmer Joe places his new rooster down near his hens and then he walks in to tell his wife.
As the young rooster looks at the pecking hens spread around the farm, the old rooster approach him and say," bet you can't run fast with those scrawny laigs of yours".
"Bet I could", said the young one, " infact, bet I could run twice as fast as you, your old fart!".
"Okay then," says the old rooster", lets have a race around the shed. And because you are so sure confident that you could run faster, let me start with a few seconds lead."
" Take as much as you need, old fart, I will still win" says the young one.
So they race...
As they runs around the bend, the old rooster is a few feet ahead. But as they approach the next corner, the young one gains the distances and so they are just a feet apart. And suddently, the young rooster exploded in a cloud of blood and bone...
"Daym gay rooster I bought home!!" says Farmer Joe holding a smoking shotgun.
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