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This is Why You Get Out of the Car
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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:43 am    Post subject: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

If you are driving in Florida and are stopped for a traffic violation, and the officer says get out of your car, it is just a wonderful idea to obey the order. You also might not want to continue talking on you cel phone. Unless you want to look like a big tuna on a hook, flopping around. Shocked

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This guy should get a job with the DC Capitol police dept. Wouldn't that have been special? The McKinney roll, a new sushi dish. Very Happy

Ain't I bad...
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Re: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

She was asking for it Very Happy

Lets see for trafic violations:
---> 51 in a 35zone
---> a broken windsheild
---> a broken break light
---> license is suspended

Then you have:
---> Disobaying a police officer
---> Resisting arrest

Nope still feel safe if I visit Florida. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:33 am    Post subject: Re: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

To display the proper smilie would be considered politically incorrect.

Snx Snx BWA HAHAHA!

Coyotehunter, did you record some of the sounds? Would do well for the "dying coyote locator call" I'd imagine.

Showin's better than tellin'!
That's why I told all my kids if they were ever stopped by an officer, they were to do what they were told immediately, with no mouth.
We would sort it out later.

I used to work for an agency that defended police officers against what almost certainly would result from this encounter. With the video, we would win, depending upon the testosterone level of my boss and the Attorney General.
Would you believe I NEVER got in trouble for paying a claim, but the day the Governor had his cell phone stolen out of his official car (where was his security detail?), and I denied it because it wasn't covered, oh, boy! The Vigoro hit the mixmaster! Very Happy But, I was right, and I never paid for it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:52 am    Post subject: Re: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

I suspect the deputy is the new pin-up on cop lockers everywhere. Very Happy

I still wish he had been the cop McKinney beat with her cel phone, I would pay good money to watch that.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
She was asking for it Very Happy Dimitri

"No, Ma'am, the cuffs aren't too tight, they are just new." Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: This is Why You Get Out of the Car Reply with quote

Tazering a person for being on the phone Shocked ????? WTF wtf ?? He should loose his job! There was no threat to him or any one else!!! HE OVERSTEPPED HIS BOUNDS! AND SHOULD BE SEVERLY REPREMANDED!

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