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Two Tugboat Captains
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote

Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"
The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of...




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an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"


Bet ya didn't see that one comin'. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote

Vince has been on the sause again....

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince has been on the sause again....

Who me....partaking of alcoholic beverages....why of course Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Wink Cheers Party Nuts

Cheers, Vince

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