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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:24 pm Post subject: Longest Nerve |
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Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a sh1tty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.
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(Never let the bastards grind you down)
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2642 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 10:48 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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trust you Vince...most people pull a rabbit from thier hat...but you pull a hair from your bum!!!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 9:25 am Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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He finished that hammer and now he's bored again. I'm surprised he isn't counting the hairs on his butt (bum).
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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I don't remember everything I learned in biology but the longest nerve is the
sciatic nerve which begins in the lower part of the spinal area and runs through the hip joint and down the lower limb to the foot near the heal.
I'm sure the nerve Vince is talking about is the most important nerve in male humans. It connects the eye to the male member. Which is why we get excited when we see ... well you know.
Vince's joke was better than mine.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:56 pm Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve |
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