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Miss Beatrice
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:05 am    Post subject: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

You'll love this one!
> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! wtf When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. Confused

> "! Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter." Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

Jeasus.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

GROAN! ROFL
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

Well...That's what it's for. Besides preventing little ones from showin' up unexpected...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:11 am    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

Shes a really "sweet" old lady not to know what a condom is used for Shocked

Mind you I dont even think they talked about that kind of stuff in school till about the time she was in her 50's. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Miss Beatrice Reply with quote

Good one! Good One!

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