BEER, FISHING, SEX & HUNTING

515034s10ring · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:29 am Post subject: BEER, FISHING, SEX & HUNTING

A man was walking down the street when
he was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who
asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted
ten dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy some beer with
it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,"
the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead
of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the
homeless man said. "I need to spend all
my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on ammunition for
the sake of hunting for food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless
man. "20 years ago i had to sell my hunting
stuff for winter clothes"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in
the red light district instead of food?"
the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy
bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to
give you the money. Instead, I'm going
to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't
your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's
important for her to see what a man
looks like after he has given up beer,
fishing, hunting, and sex."

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Now thats a good reason to drink, hunt, and fish Very Happy

Dimitri

Crackshot · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: BEER, FISHING, SEX & HUNTING

NICE! True too.