Public Service Job

Vince · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: Public Service Job

A guy goes to the Public Service Commission to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in the Army for fourteen years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." wtf

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me ! to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..no point in you coming in for that." Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

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sniper · Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:30 pm Post subject: Re: Public Service Job

Vince: I just retired from a government job; but it was better than working for a living. They pretended to pay us, and we pretended to work. But it was the supervisors that needed to get there an hour earlier, so they could FIND their asses. Some of 'em even needed to use both hands and a flashlight, I hear. Very Happy

Did you hear about the new generation of the Patriot Missile? It's called the Government Employee: It won't work, and you can't fire it! Wink