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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT |
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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT |
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:haha:
Dimitri
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george20042007 Super Member
Joined: Jan 27, 2006 Posts: 568 Location: Arizona
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT |
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Oh-No!!!
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT |
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GREAT!!!!
_________________ The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools. |
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yotebuster Member
Joined: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 216 Location: Georgia
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: Re: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT |
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_________________ May all your Bloodtrails be Vertical! |
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