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WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:44 am    Post subject: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

A very true statement from my experience...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:15 am    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Yup

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:35 am    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

One time on Midway Island my Destroyer Escort was having a ships party on the beach. These were the days when ships could carry their own beer on board for just such occasions. Late in the afternoon we were told that a storm was on the way and we were to get underway and try to outrun it.

We got underway. I don't believe there was a sober Sailor on board including the Captain.

Yup...I agree.

Old proverb in the Navy. "If you can fly with the hawks at night you can surely fly with the Eagles in the daytime."

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Yes, back in the days when ships were made of wood and sailors were made of steel!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Watch it!! I retired off a wooden ship...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

You tell 'im Bushy.
Don't let him make fun of the Santa Maria, she was a great ship! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
You tell 'im Bushy.
Don't let him make fun of the Santa Maria, she was a great ship! Wink
ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:03 am    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Wrong...It was the La Pinta.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Gotta love a guy with a sense of humor!
Thanks Bushmaster.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:54 am    Post subject: Re: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR Reply with quote

Maybe he's not drunk, maybe it's just an early morning :DD
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