Screwed Up

CapJones · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:18 am Post subject: Screwed Up

I was having intimate relations with a married woman.

A car pulled into the garage, and the woman said, "Oh no it's my husband! Quick, use the back door!"

Thinking back, I should have run, but you don't get offers like that every day.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:07 am Post subject: Re: Screwed Up

Easy there Captain...This is an all age site. Not to mention the ladies on here.

Vince · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:19 pm Post subject: Re: Screwed Up

Yep...that one is close to the edge Cap. Funny, but a tad too close mate.

Elvis · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:42 pm Post subject: Re: Screwed Up

its a hard road getting the balance right old chap....... agree with Vince,funny as heck but sailing close to the line.
I will PM ones like this to another member and judge reation before posting,that way we still get to share some real gems without risking offending /corrupting other users.

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:20 pm Post subject: Re: Screwed Up

Agreed, this is too close..
Actually my finger is hovering at the delete button.

Funny tho.