The stages of life

Tremblay · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:15 pm Post subject: The stages of life

The Stages Of Life Explained. This Is So Accurate It Hurts.

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed ......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Vince · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

This is so true and hits the nail squarely on the head. Thanks mate.

Elvis · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

we come into the world bald babbling and dribbling from both ends....if we live long enough we will end up the same way again....

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:30 am Post subject: Re: The stages of life

Naw..I'll at least have a full head of hair. Gray it may be, but....

slimjim · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

Bushmaster wrote:

I'll at least have a full head of hair.....

From the chin up!

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:31 am Post subject: Re: The stages of life

Pretty much...

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:49 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

You are in your 70's and you have that much brown hair?
I havent hit 60 yet and I'm completely white, head and beard.
Maybe that stare you've got scared them off

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:58 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

My hair use to be dark red. I'm a blonde now.

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:17 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

Bushmaster wrote:

My hair use to be dark red. I'm a blonde now.

That explains a lot ( he he )

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:10 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

Hell...I married a blonde. Figured that if I can't beat-em I might as well join-em.

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:25 pm Post subject: Re: The stages of life

that's right bushy my missus was blond also