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The Right Number
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:32 am    Post subject: The Right Number Reply with quote

A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant..

Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist:
"Table for 8, please"

"Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can see there are actually 9 of you here"

"What? No, you're mistaken. We're 8 people, look"

He turns around, and begins doing a head count:
"0, 1, 2, 3..."
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:15 am    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

Careful Vince...He's after your crown.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

Challenge accepted

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:52 am    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

very good.....

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:23 am    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

A bit of Byte no doubt !!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:04 pm    Post subject: Re: The Right Number Reply with quote

A bit over byte Very Happy

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