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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:34 am    Post subject: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

A warning for all Smart car owners...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

too much..........nearly spilt me cuppa.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:29 am    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

Bhahahahahha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:16 am    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

What a waste of beer. Do you realize that when beer dries on your key board the keys get sticky?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:42 pm    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

I spill stuff on my keyboard all the time. I found out that if you immediately flush it with alcohol (do it outside with the keyboard disconnected) and let it air dry the keyboard works again. I used to take them apart and clean with warm water and a bit of liquid detergent but the keyboards now come with integrated layers of plastic with keys printed on them and it doesn't work. Flushing has worked three times so far.
I should be more careful when I open the jokes folder.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:44 pm    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

My week is complete..spilt tea, beer through the nose and laughter all round.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: WARNING Smart Car Owners Reply with quote

Ah, a fart joke.
How cute......

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