HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 396
BOT: 3
Total: 399
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Your Account
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Photo Albums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Home
18: Forums
19: Statistics
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Photo Albums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Your Account
28: Home
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Your Account
32: Your Account
33: Home
34: Home
35: Your Account
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Your Account
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Your Account
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Your Account
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Home
56: Forums
57: Photo Albums
58: Forums
59: Your Account
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Home
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Your Account
75: Forums
76: Your Account
77: Forums
78: Home
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Your Account
82: Forums
83: Your Account
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Photo Albums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Your Account
92: Your Account
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Home
103: Forums
104: Your Account
105: Forums
106: Home
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Photo Albums
110: Your Account
111: Forums
112: Home
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Photo Albums
116: Forums
117: Home
118: Forums
119: Home
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Home
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Your Account
132: Photo Albums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Your Account
136: Your Account
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Reloading Database
140: Forums
141: Your Account
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Your Account
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Your Account
151: Forums
152: Your Account
153: Photo Albums
154: Home
155: Home
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Home
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Forums
168: Photo Albums
169: Photo Albums
170: Home
171: Your Account
172: Photo Albums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Home
177: Forums
178: Home
179: Home
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Your Account
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Forums
194: Forums
195: Home
196: Forums
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Photo Albums
200: Your Account
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Photo Albums
205: Photo Albums
206: Forums
207: Home
208: Forums
209: Your Account
210: Forums
211: Home
212: Home
213: Your Account
214: Home
215: Your Account
216: Photo Albums
217: Home
218: Forums
219: Forums
220: Forums
221: Forums
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Your Account
225: Forums
226: Forums
227: Home
228: Photo Albums
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Forums
232: Forums
233: Forums
234: Home
235: Home
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Forums
239: Forums
240: Forums
241: Forums
242: Forums
243: Forums
244: Forums
245: Photo Albums
246: News
247: Forums
248: Home
249: Forums
250: Your Account
251: Forums
252: Forums
253: Home
254: Forums
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Forums
258: Forums
259: Your Account
260: Home
261: Home
262: Forums
263: Photo Albums
264: Your Account
265: Photo Albums
266: Forums
267: Forums
268: Home
269: Forums
270: Forums
271: Forums
272: Home
273: Home
274: Forums
275: Home
276: Home
277: Forums
278: Forums
279: Forums
280: Forums
281: Your Account
282: Forums
283: Forums
284: Home
285: Forums
286: Your Account
287: Forums
288: Home
289: Forums
290: Your Account
291: Forums
292: Forums
293: Home
294: Forums
295: Forums
296: Forums
297: Home
298: Forums
299: Forums
300: Forums
301: Home
302: Forums
303: Your Account
304: Your Account
305: Forums
306: Photo Albums
307: Forums
308: Forums
309: Forums
310: Forums
311: Forums
312: Photo Albums
313: Home
314: Forums
315: Home
316: Forums
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Photo Albums
320: Forums
321: Forums
322: Forums
323: Forums
324: Home
325: Forums
326: Forums
327: News
328: Forums
329: Forums
330: Forums
331: Forums
332: Forums
333: Photo Albums
334: Forums
335: Forums
336: Photo Albums
337: Forums
338: Forums
339: Forums
340: Forums
341: Your Account
342: Forums
343: Home
344: Forums
345: Forums
346: Forums
347: Forums
348: Your Account
349: Forums
350: Home
351: Your Account
352: Forums
353: Forums
354: Forums
355: Forums
356: Forums
357: Forums
358: Forums
359: Home
360: Forums
361: Your Account
362: Forums
363: Forums
364: Home
365: Forums
366: Your Account
367: Forums
368: Forums
369: Home
370: Your Account
371: Forums
372: Forums
373: Your Account
374: Forums
375: Your Account
376: Forums
377: Home
378: Forums
379: Your Account
380: Forums
381: Forums
382: Forums
383: Your Account
384: Forums
385: Your Account
386: Forums
387: Home
388: Forums
389: Home
390: Your Account
391: Forums
392: Home
393: Forums
394: Forums
395: Home
396: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824091
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

Divorce
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:21 am    Post subject: Divorce Reply with quote

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Tremblay
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2650
Location: Malta, Montana

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

Laughing Scratch Haha

_________________
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain

Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:53 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

MUST be blonde

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9253
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

yip that would drive a fella to drink!!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

A man could communicate with his horse better than that!

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6398
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:30 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

Shocked Strewth!!

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Aloysius
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 03, 2009
Posts: 2440
Location: B., Belgium

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: Divorce Reply with quote

I had a friend who once told me: "Mariage is expensive, divorce even costs more, but divorce is worth it..."



but I cannot give any confirmation on that based on experience as in my opinion divorce is something for the rich or for the realy poor, everything between will be hurt bad in the wallet.
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.