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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:11 pm Post subject: The new teacher |
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The New High School Teacher
After retiring, a former Sergeant in an infantry unit too k a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast f it under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit
coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the
school.
The smart-arse shit wits, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.
He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence.
The rest of the year went smoothly.
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:41 pm Post subject: Re: The new teacher |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:58 pm Post subject: Re: The new teacher |
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imagine the talk around schoolyard at smoko time....lol
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: The new teacher |
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I had that teacher!
He was a gym teacher and used his size 14 sneakers instead of the shaved bat.
_________________ Paul
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