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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:31 pm    Post subject: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

A man and his wife moved back home to Cavan, from London.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Bailieborough, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '€39.00.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says:

*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is €39.00.*

I often do find the Irish Logic far superior to most others.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:36 am    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

ROFL Haha Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

Perfect!
A wood structure with a sprinkler above it.....

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

Where did you find that one?
Its a higher standard than some you've sprung on here.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:04 am    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

Pizza through the nose buwahahahah
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Where did you find that one?
Its a higher standard than some you've sprung on here.


Stovey wrote:
Pizza through the nose buwahahahah


Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:28 am    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

I'll have to admit...It is a step above your usual.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:12 am    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

Hey Bossman! Kin I have tomorrow mornin' off after I make yer coffee?? Wana shoot some!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Irish Fire Insurance Reply with quote

Personally? Wish I could join ya.

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