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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2645 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:57 am Post subject: Hero |
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turned arround
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:04 am Post subject: Re: Hero |
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Trembles,
This isn't a joke.
You sure you put it in the correct section?
Thanks for the chuckle.
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:15 am Post subject: Re: Hero |
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Sounds 100% correct. I was looking at some "news" today that keep saying that Trump was "accused" of this or that but never said who accused him or if he actually did any of that stuff.
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stovepipe Super Member
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: Hero |
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very good...but yip just what modern journos would print.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Hero |
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Just the facts...
With a lot of spin!
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:25 am Post subject: Re: Hero |
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PaulS wrote: |
Just the facts...
With a lot of spin! |
I don't think the media can do anything without spinning it. They are purposely trying to stir up fear about the future. Remember how they said the stock market would tumble if Trump got elected?
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:57 am Post subject: Re: Hero |
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That is quite a good creative journalistic crap spin.
Like all good story, truth got nothing to do with it.
Would like the bastard on my side if I am running for election.
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