for the "down unders"

Elvis · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:39 pm Post subject: for the "down unders"

finally some revenge for all the innuendoes about sheep Mad

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a glass of Chardonnay.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist?..... Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian..... "I don't drive a taxi, I mount dead animals."

The bartender grins and hollers,..... "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:26 pm Post subject: Re: for the "down unders"

lesterg3 · Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2016 8:38 am Post subject: Re: for the "down unders"

LMAO.

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: for the "down unders"

Elvis, you've done it again, brilliant.

Vince · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:08 am Post subject: Re: for the "down unders"

Keep this up and I'll have the crown in the mail to you real quick mate.