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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:26 pm    Post subject: Question for Vince Reply with quote

When you buy a new boomerang how do you throw your old one away?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Question for Vince Reply with quote

Cheeky sod.
That's funny.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Question for Vince Reply with quote

Azar wrote:
When you buy a new boomerang how do you throw your old one away?

...with great difficulty mate.

Ya see, you can try to chuck it, but the bugger will keep returning. However, if it don't come back it was never a boomerang, it wuz only a stick, so it's a bit of an enigma.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: Question for Vince Reply with quote

Not all boomerangs were designed to come back
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: Question for Vince Reply with quote

You mean the ones you carved wrong?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Question for Vince Reply with quote

No, there are a couple of different types.
One is a heavier hunting boomerang, that will do more damage to things on impact with things like Birds, Wallabies, Roo's and Goannas and other tribes.
The other is the well known returning type which is also a hunting tool thrown into bird flocks, it returns if it doesnt hit anything to give you another shot.
No such thing a a returning boomerang that won't return, they are called sticks.

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