HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 162
BOT: 1
Total: 163
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Home
04: Your Account
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Home
11: Home
12: Photo Albums
13: Forums
14: Home
15: Home
16: Home
17: Your Account
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Photo Albums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Home
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Home
32: Forums
33: Photo Albums
34: Home
35: Your Account
36: Home
37: Home
38: Home
39: Forums
40: Home
41: Photo Albums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: News
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Photo Albums
52: Home
53: Forums
54: Photo Albums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Your Account
60: Home
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Your Account
65: Your Account
66: Photo Albums
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Your Account
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Your Account
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Home
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Home
85: Your Account
86: Forums
87: Home
88: Forums
89: Home
90: Forums
91: Photo Albums
92: Home
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Your Account
98: Home
99: Your Account
100: Forums
101: Photo Albums
102: Photo Albums
103: Home
104: Forums
105: Your Account
106: Home
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Home
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Your Account
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Home
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Home
130: Forums
131: Home
132: Forums
133: Photo Albums
134: Forums
135: Your Account
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Home
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Photo Albums
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Contact
146: Forums
147: Home
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Your Account
154: Forums
155: Forums
156: Home
157: Home
158: Photo Albums
159: Photo Albums
160: Statistics
161: Home
162: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

oink oink
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9239
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 2:06 am    Post subject: oink oink Reply with quote

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

Johnny raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ..'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f*ck me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
lesterg3
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 30, 2008
Posts: 1328
Location: Dixie

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 7:00 am    Post subject: Re: oink oink Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

_________________
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

NRA Life Member
Vietnam War Vet 68-69
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Photo Gallery
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15704
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: oink oink Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.