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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:36 am    Post subject: Montana rancher Reply with quote

half wit


A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."

"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Montana rancher Reply with quote

LOL! So true!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Montana rancher Reply with quote

true of farming folk the world over.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:07 am    Post subject: Re: Montana rancher Reply with quote

Ain't that the truth Trembles. As Elvis said..it's the same the world over. Sad

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