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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:58 pm    Post subject: Sailors Reply with quote
This one is for Bushy...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
I like it...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:00 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
Yep.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
Err.. thats the dude that uses performance enhancing substance..

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
your right Gel...he heavily into "the green stuff"

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
A little vinegar, a little salt and a pat of butter and the "green stuff" fits my pallet to a "T"...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:38 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
Or straight out of the can.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
Damn Bushy...that guy even looks a bit like you mate, and I bet he is a very efficient and capable worker...just has that look about him.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:29 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
That's what destroyers do....

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
They sure do

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:11 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
What does this mean Bushy? Any truth to it mate?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:19 am    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
A stoker? That wouldn't be a british coal shoveler, would it?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
I dunno mate...I was a soldier, but I think it has something to do with ships engines.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
I though the guys shoveling coal were called tenders - but that is also a kind of ship so???

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailors Reply with quote
Here's some info that will shed some light on Stoker...

During the Second World War period engine-room ratings in the Royal Navy were called stokers.
Stoker 2nd class - ordinary rate
Stoker 1st class - able rate
Leading stoker - leading rate
PO stoker - petty officer rate
CPO stoker - chief petty officer rate.

When I served they were called MEM (marine engineering mechanics)
JMEM, MEM2, MEM1, LMEM, POMEM and CPOMEM.

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