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Murphy's Law of Campfire Building
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:51 am    Post subject: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Murphy's Law of Campfire Building

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb. Mad
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
4. Bandage left foot. Mad
5. Make a structure of slivers (including those embedded in one's hand).
6. Light match. Mad
7. Light match. Mad
8. Repeat “I’m a Happy Camper” and light match.
9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, blow gently into base of flames.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose. Embarassed
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
13. After thunderstorm has passed, repeat the above steps. burr

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:31 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Been there...Done that.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Wood fire? meh who needs wood fire?
I got me my propane..

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

unfortunately in this ever increasing PC kumbyearr world lighting a fire is a dying art.
Ive done it at bush line in the snow with sleaty crap blowing all around us.
my Daddy taught me good.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:36 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

I was taught how to start a fire in the rain forests of western Washington. I can make two bricks burn!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I was taught how to start a fire in the rain forests of western Washington. I can make two bricks burn!

...by just rubbing them together, underwater, in a thunderstorm. Laughing Laughing

I am a bit the same Paul. My Dad taught me how to light a fire, even with wet wood.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:36 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Bricks? Burn? Sense when do you find "bricks" in the rain forests of the Great Northwest?

I make two rocks burn ["under water in a thunderstorm"].

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

What's really cool tho is Paulie can get his skin to burn just by standing outside.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
What's really cool tho is Paulie can get his skin to burn just by standing outside.


Suz

All it takes is about 20 minutes in the sun Suz! I got the back of my hands sunburned out at the range one day this summer. They are always exposed - who gets the back of their hands sunburned? If I get a sunburn, I blister - not pretty, so I wear long pants, long sleeve shirts and a cowboy hat any time I am outside.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Excellent atire...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:50 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

You know what Paulie, so do I, an every year I go to the dermatologist and get little pre-cancerous buggers burned off, it's never-ending torture. My hands and neck are the brownest parts of me....no don't imagine it.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Aw Suz, If it's my imagination you will always be a dream come true! Even after we meet You will always be a beautiful woman. Physical appearance means very little to me. It is the heart and soul of a person that I remember.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Well said mate. Beautiful words for a beautiful lady Paul.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:41 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

But ..... you haven't seen my goiter...that's the turn-yer-head part of "she turns heads".


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:57 am    Post subject: Re: Murphy's Law of Campfire Building Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
But ..... you haven't seen my goiter...that's the turn-yer-head part of "she turns heads".


Suz

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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