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Two Drinking Buddies
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:48 am    Post subject: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Bushy and 10Ring, a couple of drinkin' buddies, who are master diesel mechanics at Glenview Naval Air Station in Glenview, Illinois, are in the hangar; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. Sad

10Ring says to Bushy, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" Surprised

Bushy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz." Surprised Very Happy

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only good drinkin' buddies can do. Cheers

The following morning, Bushy gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover! Confused

The phone rings, it's 10Ring.

10Ring says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

Bushy said, "I feel great!"

10Ring says, "I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?" Confused

Bushy says, "No -that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often." Very Happy Very Happy

"Yeah, we could Bushy, but there's just one thing....."

"What's that 10Ring?"

"Did you fart yet Bushy?" Fart

"No, not yet 10Ring, why is that buddy?"

"Well, DON'T Bushy, 'cause I did, first thing after getting out of bed, and now I'm in Phoenix!"
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Sorry guys, couldn't resist it.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Haha A little "real" Huntingnut humour Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:12 am    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Very Happy Vince...Are you sure that you didn't scrub your head instead of your shin bone??? Sure are gettin' frogy these days.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Hmmmmm......I was thinkin quite the same thing Bushy. Vince sure is feelin frogish these days Confused

Although, i feel one brewing Fart and it's a big one Shocked So i should be on his door step in about 10 minutes, waiting for him to get home.....I'll take care of the situation Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
:-D Vince...Are you sure that you didn't scrub your head instead of your shin bone??? Sure are gettin' frogy these days.... Very Happy

Maybe it's the jet fuel Shocked making you and 10ring think that way........... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
:-D Vince...Are you sure that you didn't scrub your head instead of your shin bone??? Sure are gettin' frogy these days.... Very Happy

Very Happy Laughing

Coulda clouted me brainbox mate....anything's possible with the way I ride.

But feeling frogy..kneedeep...frogy...ribbit...me...never. Pass the scotch.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Drinking Buddies Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Pass the scotch.


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