Bushy and 10Ring, a couple of drinkin' buddies, who are master diesel mechanics at Glenview Naval Air Station in Glenview, Illinois, are in the hangar; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
10Ring says to Bushy, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
Bushy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz."
So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only good drinkin' buddies can do.
The following morning, Bushy gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover!
The phone rings, it's 10Ring.
10Ring says, "Hey, how do you feel?"
Bushy said, "I feel great!"
10Ring says, "I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?"
Bushy says, "No -that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, we could Bushy, but there's just one thing....."
"What's that 10Ring?"
"Did you fart yet Bushy?"
"No, not yet 10Ring, why is that buddy?"
"Well, DON'T Bushy, 'cause I did, first thing after getting out of bed, and now I'm in Phoenix!"
Sorry guys, couldn't resist it.