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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:19 am    Post subject: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?", said the clerk.
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've claim they'd been denied equal protection under law.
If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have.
But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
"All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Anderson."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together.
Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

...Don't laugh, it’s just a matter of time.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Yup...And some woman or man will be wanting to marry their dog...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Ain't it the truth!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Yup...And some woman or man will be wanting to marry their dog...

I thought they already did that in Californi-cating-a..

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

sad but true....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:43 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Very Happy but Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Those folks at the license bureau are kings of their domains. They aren't nearly that easy.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

The lawyers haven't figured this one out yet. An elderly widower on his deathbed marries his grandson. His entire estate and fortune passes to his grandson tax-free per the IRS code since he is now a spouse. There is now no inheritance tax for that "family."
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Hummm...Sneaky idea.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

I like it.
This is what will be the deathnell of the gay marriage idea, thieves in irs wont like a loop hole like that.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

I like the concept... not sure about the execution though.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

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The lawyers haven't figured this one out yet. An elderly widower on his deathbed marries his grandson. His entire estate and fortune passes to his grandson tax-free per the IRS code since he is now a spouse. There is now no inheritance tax for that "family."
I guess Scratch he will be entitled to a widowers benefit too Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Yup...And some woman or man will be wanting to marry their dog...
Might have an issue with the dog's age (dogs over 18 yrs old are hard to come by - and way too ornery and ugly to marry)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

I like dogs a lot more than some people.. I never wanted to marry one though. They won't shave their legs or underarms. Might as well marry a French farmers daughter.



wait... I don't think that came out quite the way I was thinking it. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:35 am    Post subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk Reply with quote

Oh yes, it did....

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