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Escaped Convict
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wy111
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:06 pm    Post subject: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

Jaw Drop Haha :haha:

Good one! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:49 am    Post subject: Re: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha That's a great one.......!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:08 am    Post subject: Re: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

wtf wtf wtf Mad Surprised Shocked Yuck Yuck

OOooooo, that ain't a nice thought at all. But at least she still loves him.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha :haha: Haha :haha:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: Escaped Convict Reply with quote

Haha Haha

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