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The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you better informed, a definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:02 am    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

I think i'll have to try it........






On second thought the wife's Italian and would probably coax me into cement shoes Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:11 am    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

10Ring,

I'd be more afrid of other things I know the Italian girls I know would do other then the cement shoes ROFL Hiding

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Yeah but a silencer isn't any good.
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When you constantly talk with your hands!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

A rope works...Kinky....How about Duct tape?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:09 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Well, the wife just mentioned a Sicilian neck tie Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

515034s10ring wrote:
Well, the wife just mentioned a Sicilian neck tie Confused

Shocked It's been nice knowing you 10ring................. Shocked Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

515034s10ring wrote:
I think i'll have to try it........






On second thought the wife's Italian and would probably coax me into cement shoes Rolling Eyes


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Can hear her now :"Honey, what shoe size do you have ?"
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Has the "Ready Mix" truck showed up yet.....????? Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

Nope, no truck......YET.







That's because she's at work Very Happy


Although i have heard northern Italians aren't violent.......It's just too bad she's sothern Italian and Sicilian Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

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Nope, no truck......YET.
That's because she's at work Very Happy

At work doing what....................... making shoes !!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

ROFL You really think i'd be here if she was making shoes Confused She only works to get her sanity....away from me.......and for the insurance Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

ROFL No I think you would have high tailed it out of there if she was making shoes for you........ ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:02 pm    Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! Reply with quote

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