Milk bath

Azar · Member Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said,

“Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

DallanC · Site Admin Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3572 Location: Utah

LOL

-DallanC

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:08 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Vince · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Elvis · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:49 am Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:42 am Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Look out Vince. He's over takin' you.

slimjim · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:43 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Thanks for the chuckle, Azar!

Vince · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath

Bushmaster wrote:

Look out Vince. He's over takin' you.

Thats cool mate...I've held the crown for quite some time...wouldn't hurt for someone else to wear it for a while, it gets kinda heavy and falls off when I drain the last of me beer. Laughing