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MEDICAL SCHOOL
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: MEDICAL SCHOOL Reply with quote

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth." Yuck

Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it. Yuck Yuck

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle
finger and sucked on my Index finger.

Now learn to pay attention." Razz

Mad Mad Mad

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Re: MEDICAL SCHOOL Reply with quote

Haha

These jokes just keeping getting better and better! Haha

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: Re: MEDICAL SCHOOL Reply with quote

Yuck Yuck Yuck ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: MEDICAL SCHOOL Reply with quote

Good one Very Happy

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