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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:39 pm    Post subject: Men beware Reply with quote

Pay heed

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:38 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

Be afraid!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:49 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

I was born afraid mate. I don't call her SWMBO for nothing.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:09 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

yip they use them all alright sometimes even all at once!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:24 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

Bugger that.
Take them at face value if they say its fine, its fine.
OK MEANS OK.
I'm male, I dont take subtle hints, if you want something tell it to me straight.
If you dont like that leave.
I seem to have number 3 trained to do just that.
The rest of you need a concrete pill or 3.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:33 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Bugger that. Take them at face value if they say its fine, its fine.

Reminds me of a married guy selling his new motorcycle on eBay. Ad read, "Apparently, when the wife said "do whatever the <blank> you want", it didn't mean what I thought it meant"

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

Whatever......


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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:27 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

I'm sorry Suz, but I don't see that one on the list.

Anyone seen the ladder lately?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:00 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

Ok, Bushy, did you clean your specks this morning? It's No. 4! I know you can count that high because your .45 1911 magazines go to 8. Or do you just put them in until you can't add anymore?

stovey, tag your in!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:52 am    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

@#$%^&* Yer right. Missed it. And until it's full.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Men beware Reply with quote

My wife knew them all!
She said she was glad these terms are now being broadcast to all men so that they may finally understand
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