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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Run Aloys,
English as a second language wont save you now..........

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:05 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

BUT: men, who take their atorvastatin every day, live longer, even when they carry that 'little' extra weight...

and when a broomstick is a motorized stick, it doesn't mean immediatly that it can fly...
it can also vibrate a little...


Let there be no misunderstanding Smile it's been told that such a vibrating toothbrush cleans better...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

I'm hiding... Hiding Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:59 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

I'm laughing.
Where's the popcorn?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:38 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

He doesn't even squirm very well....I feel sorry for him....let's see I've got some apple trees that have some nice long switches...also have some nice prickly Oregon grape, have to get me some gloves for that stuff...Hmmm what do use...it's so dry around here, can't find any acacia...should I just wrap him up in foil and put him on the firepit? A good witch would do that, but I'm not a good witch....have to think about it..



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Not sure I am to watch or to hide..
is it gonna be PG-15?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Popcorn

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Suz

not that I am mean sick or twisted but do you want me to ship you a Ocotillo switch
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

OOOOooooo ocotillo would be perfect!! Can't even imagine how awful that would be. You could make an ocotillo corral and put some javalina in there to chase him around.....hhhhmmmmm that would be fun to watch...might take you up on that one. On a side note, you can take ocotillo flowers and squeeze a tiny drop of honey out of them with your teeth, try it sometime. We used to put them in salads and make tea with them, good stuff.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Leave it to a woman to change the subject to cooking...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Running up that ladder is hungry work, perhaps it's a ploy to lure him down into switchin range.

Anymore popcorn?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

dhc, it's roebuck time now. So I sit on the high seat and whistle the buck till he shows himself close enough... it crossed my mind to put Suz between me and the roebuck as a kind of a decoy, but when he's in the mood all the switches, even these with funny names, wouldn't help to prevent a great show...
I already see the picture...
I bet I could make some money with that on youtube Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Aloys...a switch is a name for a long, usually thin, springy green branch off a tree (imagine a willow branch, only a a bit thicker and stronger) that Mums and Dads would use to "whip" their kids backside if they did something bad. A switch is also good for reaching out to a kid who is trying to run to avoid getting their backside "switched", or hit.

Which ever way mate...RUUUNNNNN. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Just for those who don't know what ocotillo looks like
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Australia Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
... However, there are few snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. ..
Depends where you go. Hunting ducks on ricefields in summer you usually come across a lot of snakes, so much so we don't take dogs with us. And a lot of guys won't hunt quail in hot weather so their dogs won't get bit.

We are happy to see the venomous black snakes because that means the more aggressive tiger snakes shouldn't be around.

All snakes are protected by law Shocked

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