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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:01 am    Post subject: The Bull Reply with quote

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!



I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint. Surprised

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:08 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

lock up your Grandmas Vince is on the prowl!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:55 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
lock up your Grandmas Vince is on the prowl!!!!

Confused Shocked wtf Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Vince, can your heart take it?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:40 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

I'll take a couple hundred. Send at once, please.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

lesterg3 wrote:
I'll take a couple hundred. Send at once, please.

are the cows complaining?

But be carefull, 'they' live on the other side of the world, what goes 'up' overthere is going 'down' here...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Heart us doing well Slim...so far mate. No complaints from the cows...the wimmens might be a different thing though.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:19 am    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

And the sheep will be jealous...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

You got the wrong island Bushy..

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
And the sheep will be jealous...

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bull Reply with quote

Bushy was probably referring to Montana, and Wyoming. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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