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Azar
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:12 am    Post subject: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Very very funny, till you are 65+years old. Then not so much funny as pertinent.

Still got a chuckle, so thanks.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

You arent making the "golden" years seem very appealing.
Thanks........

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Hey! gettin' old ain't for pansies!

You gotta be tough!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Oooo...that is a scary thought and a mist unattractive mental picture. But it's a good laugh. Thanks Azar. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

shhhhh I get older tomorrow
plurry good laugh all the same.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Like Paul said only a bit different. "Old age is for the brave"...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:40 am    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

When all you youngsters think of old men, particularly the old farts that frequent HNut. Think of Walt Kowalski. Shocked

If we are indeed having bowel issues and we are not getting as much as we want in the sack, do you think that is someone who might not have the patience to listen to a lot of your BS. Evil or Very Mad

There is a lot to be said for experience and deviousness, and if you think for a moment you know all the tricks, so did we when we were your age, but we kept learning. There are tricks you haven’t even thought of yet. wtf

Just funnin’ ya. Have a great day. But, unless you want to become a steaming mass of human tissue on the floor don’t get between me and the bathroom.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Bowel Movements Reply with quote

Good to see you're keeping your sprinting up Wink

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