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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 7:50 pm Post subject: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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(Never let the bastards grind you down)
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 10:20 pm Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Smart boy with lateral thinking ability.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 12:52 am Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Mum N Dad will have fun trying to explain that one......
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 2:25 am Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Classic.....
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 6:21 am Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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If you're a boy they'll also make you dance.....
rather strangely (I might add).
Suz
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 7:41 am Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Suzanne wrote: |
If you're a boy they'll also make you dance.....
rather strangely (I might add).
Suz |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 7:42 am Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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I'm not going anywhere near this one. My Navy instinct tells me so.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 2:21 pm Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Suz,
Seems you have many interesting stories, care to elaborate on this one?
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:25 pm Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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Just makin it up as I go along dhc4cryinoutloud...
Suz
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:11 pm Post subject: Re: SMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER |
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I wasn't going to ask her to explain it because I can imagine HOW it was used and who put it there.
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