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The Outhouse
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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 1:02 am    Post subject: The Outhouse Reply with quote

An oldie, but a goodie.

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 7:20 am    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

Oooooh...Tell her to shave.

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

As long as she keeps using the outhouse she won't have to shave...

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 8:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

Confused Shocked wtf wtf

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2014 1:27 pm    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

Paul.......go to the ladder and start climbing cause if suz catches ya you're gonna cop a hiding........subtle!

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2014 8:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

Laser is over here Psul...I'll get a seat ready up here mate.

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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2014 2:24 am    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

What?
We beam up these days instead of climbing.
Look what happens when you've got a bung knee, progress indeed........

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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The Outhouse Reply with quote

Naw, I don't believe Suz would switch me over a joke....


Suz?

Just keep that path to the ladder clear - just in case.

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